"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." - Eric, age 6

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. So that's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and kinda handsome." - Carolyn, age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." - Bert, age 5

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." - Anita, age 9

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." - Will, age 7