In a London, England cemetery:

Ann Mann:

Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace:

The children of Israel wanted bread.
And the Lord sent them manna.
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

Playing with names in a Ruidoso,
New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies Johnny Yeast,
Pardon me for not rising.

Memory of an accident in a Uniontown,
Pennsylvania cemetery:

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake:
Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:

Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.